RIDICULOUS NSFW PAULA DEEN LYRIC OF THE DAY 86:  TWINCEST by Le SEXOFLEX

“Let me tell you about my brother.  He is my lover from the same mother.  He tastes like butter, under the covers.” Le Sexoflex, Twincest

In a (pretty NSFW) video that is filled with insane imagery, one image grosses us out the most.  Look, butter can be ok on toast or corn or pancakes, but fellating a stick of butter is maybe a step too far.  If that is what penis tastes like, I am pretty sure that is why Mrs. Dash got married in the first place:  To avoid all those buttery blow jobs. 

DISGUSTING LYRIC OF THE DAY 48: POOP ON FACE by LE SEXOFLEX

“You’ve got poop on your face and a burger in your butt.” Le Sexoflex, Poop On Face

What can I possibly say about this song? These people are eating backwards, but I think that is how they like it. 

If I had a burger in my ass, I hope it is a Krystal burger.  Small, compact, soft and greasy, with no red condiments, Krystal is the perfect ass burger.  Plus, they tend to wind up sliding out twenty minutes after you eat one anyways.  The burger I would least like in my ass is a Baconator from Wendy’s.  All that crumbly, jagged bacon in my soft parts would make poop on my face the least of my problems.