ROLLING STONE FRIDAYS!!!: IT’S ONLY ROCK & ROLL (BUT I LIKE IT)
“If I could stick a knife in my heart.Suicide right on stage.Would it be enough for your teenage lust?Would it help to ease the pain?Ease your brain? …Would it satisfy ya, would it slide on by ya?Would ya think the boy’s insane? He’s insane,”The Rolling Stones, It’s Only Rock and Roll (But I Like It)
Nope, Mick.I am pretty sure if I saw someone stick a knife in their own heart, it would not help to ease my brain.It may actually hurt my brain even more.That’s pretty fucked up.If seeing someone rip into their own flesh and muscles satisfies your teenage lust, you are the kind of person who probably should not be allowed to have boners.
But I do agree with you on one count.I would think the boy’s insane.Because he is insane.
DISGUSTING LYRIC OF THE DAY 50!!!: START ME UP by THE ROLLING STONES
“You, you, you make a grown man cry. You, you make a dead man cum.” The Rolling Stones, Start Me Up
The Rolling Stones are old as hell. In fact, Keith Richards has been clinically dead for years, but the lady in “Start Me Up” still makes him ejaculate zombie dust.
This whole song is like an old man’s cry for help. “Please, if you just are able to start me up, I swear I can finish the task at hand. Also, I may cry or cum on you, so watch out down there.” What does Mick want this woman to start exactly? Getting him hard? That would kind of make sense because this song was made in 1981, long before Mr. Jagger would have had viagra. Still, this is pretty much one of the best songs ever made about grizzled old English men pawing at you and never stopping. So, basically it’s about Jerry Hall.