Ridiculous Lyric of the Day 84:  Get It On (Bang a Gong) by T. Rex

“Well, you’re built like a car, you’ve got a hub cap diamond star halo.  You’re built like a car, oh yeah.  Well you’re an untamed youth, that’s the truth, with your cloak full of eagles. You’re dirty sweet and you’re my girl.” – T. Rex – Get It On (Bang a Gong)

Aside from all the drugged out ramblings of a mad man (what in the hell was Marc Bolan on where his girlfriend appeared to be wearing a jacket full of endangered wildlife?), nothing makes a woman feel hotter than when you compare her to a heavy ass hunk of metal.   “Hey, baby.  I like the way you can accommodate several men at once, just like my car.  Now put this cloak full of screeching birds on and hop inside of yourself.”