ROLLING STONES FRIDAYS!!!: Anybody Seen My Baby?

“She was more than beautiful, closer to ethereal.  With a kind of down to earth flavor.”  The Rolling Stones, Anybody Seen My Baby?

Welcome to the phoning it in era of the Rolling Stones.  Look, this girl is two opposites:  “Down to Earth” and “Ethereal!”  Is she also a blonde with a kind of brunette look?  Brainy with a kind of casual dumb?  Leggy but with amazing boobs?  I guess it’s only fitting that Mick would be into a woman that can be described as opposites since The Rolling Stones could have two opposites thrown at them too:  “Legendary Musicians” and “Lots of Shitty Songs too.”

Let’s be honest:  this song, as well as most of the album Bridges to Babylon, is about 8 shades of embarrassing.  As much as I love the Stones, I don’t think anyone can justify Biz Markie rapping on top of a song that was lifted from k.d. lang’s “Constant Craving.”  Of course, a very young Angelina Jolie is in the video and Biz isn’t, so maybe the Stones weren’t completely creatively bankrupt.